http://www.junjunriko.com/2008/09/my-tips-to-molest-girl.html
I think it would be something that lot of people may like to know about.
Here is the cut and paste of that post.
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Monday, September 01, 2008My Tips To Molest A GirlThis is guide on how to molest a girl. I had difficulties thinking of ideas to write this post. Not to mention the peer pressure I'm getting from Acey. Finally I've got some tips on how to molest a girl.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yatz says:rub it..Yatz says:embrace itYatz says:poke itYatz says:wtf..lol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nah... What Yat said, won't work. Yat is just being secretive bout his skill, don't wanna share with you guys. So go whack him la.
My personal tips on how to molest a girl:
Target = A friend
- It's easier to molest a friend than a stranger. Walk up to her from behind, then hang your arms around her shoulder, like how you would to a buddy. Take the chance to whisper in her ears and sniff her hair. Make use of your hanging arm, attempt to "accidentally" touch her boobs without her noticing. (Both of you are walking and moving, accidents will occur. Pretend you didn't notice your hand touching her.
- Try to talk with hand gestures. The more the better. "Accidentally" bump your hand into her boobs, then say sorry. She won't mine. You can try it when a bunch of you are hanging out, she won't suspect a thing.
- When you guys are sitting down, try to drop stuffs onto the floor. Then while bending down to pick it up, act if you're having problem bending over and place your hand on her leg/lap for support. She won't mind, but not too long of coz. try your luck by caressing her leg too while at it, pretend that you can't reach the object on the floor.
- The simplest trick in the old book is, when you guys are walking together. When there will be a sudden change of direction as where you guys are heading, put your hand at her back and guide her to the right direction *as if she dunno*. Aim properly and place your hand at the clasp of her bra, that might turn you on.
- When crossing low traffic roads, put your arms around her waist and cross together. While crossing, take the chance to move your hands more around her waist, or even tighten your hand around her waist. She would even think you're a gentleman. *do not attempt this trick when crossing high traffic roads.*
- The best trick to is to tickle your friend. When tickling her, she will obviously struggle and move alot. Take this chance and touch every part of her that you want to. *Make sure not to be too obvious and constant tickling must be kept in order for her to keep laughing and not pay attention to your dirty lil trick.*
***This are all my personal thoughts and I will hold no responsibility if these lil tricks cost you your friendship or a lawsuit. I will post another one on "How to molest a female stranger" sometime sooner or later.
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One of its intersting comment
Need not to do it that way....
There is a better way n u can molest all you can!
When i was young, some of my lady friends just love visiting me. Practically majority people nowadays are bunch of nite zombies ...so they were sleep deprived and people do love massage!
The easy trick here is get them into massage n make them horny ^^
Step by step guide.
Get her a drink to relax her down, pls no coffee.
Ask her if she is tired.
Tell her you just learn a massage, want to try?
Starting by massaging shoulder. Then behind neck.
After that the head. Back to shoulder and to back.
Back to shoulder....n now slowly move your hand/hands to front of neck n caressing her neck slowly n softly gentle.
Slowly move up to ears n rub ear pearls gently.
Move back to neck slowly n caressing again.
Move back upwards to ears n to head n massage her temple.
She should have closed her eyes n enjoy very much. Ask her - Do you like it? Can i continue?
Now, move your hands slowly back to neck caressing.
Back to her shouder massage ....and now slowly massage your way to her breast.
If she got horny d,she will keep enjoy.
If she is not horny and she stops your hands. Just say sorry(enough said). continue massage her shoulder n later stop by tapping her back a few times.
But...if she gets horny and love d way u fondling her boobs n squeezing her nipples u can repeat d cycle professionally back to neck to shoulder n up down again. Basicly after this, you may roam over her body.
Still ask her if she enjoy d massage?
You wil know when to stop or not to stop but that is your decision on the end result....
Later from the same blog, i found one works for girls:
http://www.junjunriko.com/2008/09/my-tips-to-molest-guy.html
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Tuesday, September 09, 2008
My Tips To Molest A Guy
This post is dedicated to the girls. Ever felt tired being a sex doll for guys? They stare and touch whenever they please, even if it's against your will, disgusted? Well, here's some tips for revenge.
Now molest come in many forms, aka sexual harassment. As porno minded as a guy could be, there are still times when their brain actually surpass the power of their cock. As stated in previous post "My Tips To Molest A Girl", I taught the guys to target their girl friends. So now, girls, the target = guy friend.
- Use your eyes. It's the best tool to use without feeling slutty yourself. Stare at his private part as long and as frequent as possible. Especially in public places like during friends gathering or the LRT. It'll make him so self conscious bout his precious bro. Make the disappointed facial expression after a few glance at his private part, it'll crush him so hard he'll be home trying to lengthen his cock with a nut. XD
- Use what you have, boobs, sexy legs, whatever. During gatherings, try to expose a lil bit of your sexy body to the guy friend. Tease him a lil, then pull back. Continue this for a while, let him feel all tensed up. He'll have a hard time controlling his cock and his brain at the same time. Then at this time, you can touch all you want, he'll be too focused on controlling his highness to notice that you're playing a dirty trick on him, not to mention taking advantage of him.
- Got any handsome guy friends which you just wish you're able to get a taste of him? Easy. Play the open minded character even if you're not. Touch his arms and chest as much as you want, especially in public. He can't do much, after all, he's a guy for goodness sake, what can he do? Scream for help? That will be so sissy.
- Try groping your guy friend's butt in public. It'll definitely shock the hell out of him, but like I said, he can't do much, he's a guy. Don't try this too frequently, it migh ruin your friendship. Try doing it every once in awhile. He'll sooner or later take it as a joke and accept it, and you'll get free butt groping session eventually. XD
- This is the last tips and the most extreme one. Do not attempt if you feel disgusted upon reading the 4th tip. Touching his private part! Go to public places, use the same old lame scenario, accidental physical contact. Rub or touch his private part, not too long, you don't want to send the wrong signal. Make sure to make it as if an accident. Make him go high in public places and see him blush. XD Try it in the LRT, stand near the pole in the center, hold the pole at the part where his private part will be, then as the train move, buffet touching. XD
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